I had too much time on my hands on day....

(tune: Age of Aquarius)
When a needle is in your vein
And technicians align your chair
Then a doctor will guide your treatment
And epogen will speed the flow
This is the dawning of the age
Of Dyalysis, the age of Dyalysis

Kidneys gone I am understanding
hemo, peritoneal options abounding
One good fistula by incision
Golden living dreams of urine
Machine pumping blood vibration
And your life span this will lengthen
Dyalysis, Dyalysis

When a needle is in your vein
And technicians align your chair
Then a doctor will guide your treatment
And epogen will speed the flow
This is the dawning of the age
Of Dyalysis, the age of Dyalysis