"All I want for Christmas is a new kidney . . . a new kidney" (Sung to the tune of "All I want for Christmas is my new front teeth" by Alvin and the Chipmunks)
Cycler Night . .holy night . .all is calm . . all is bright, (because the cycler lights up the room, and beeps so Luke has to roll over. . .) (Sung to the tune of "Silent Night)
On the first day December, Baxter brought to us. . .one box of caps, one box of drain bags. . .one thing of cleaner. . .and a crap load of dialysite fluid!! (Sung to "12 days of Christmas")
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